Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Child

This post was inspired by Sophie, my muse, and her words that make me laugh, cry and, in this case, cringe.

1. Mommy, I found a sharp knife downstairs.

2. Don’t worry, I’ll clean up the mess.

3. It’s just a little accident. Not a lot of pee.

4. Romeo (the dog) won’t run away because I tied him up.

5. I’m not hurting the cat. I’m just petting him.

6. Mommy, I made a cake out of toilet paper in the potty.

7. I stepped on the DVD and it broke in half. But I’m okay.

8. I told all my friends and teachers I’ll have a baby sister soon (NOT TRUE!).

9. I fell down the stairs. But I’m okay.

10.  I just used my hands (when asked if Sophie used toilet paper after going to the potty).

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